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cr0tch:

PLEASE READ I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.

STOP SCROLLING :’(

 

This is my best friend, Billy.  I’ve known him basically since I was born.  Our parents were friends, and it was always the joke between our families that we were going to get married, since my parents happened to have a girl and his a guy, at the same time.  He means a lot to me, even though he lives thousands of miles away from me right now.  The important thing though, is that he’s gone missing.  He is a danger to himself, suffering from depression and extensive drug use in the past year.  He was going through rehabilitation, but now he’s missing.  He’s disappeared.  The last he was seen was in Juno Beach, Florida.  This is off of northern Palm Beach County.  He’s been missing since Sunday afternoon, over forty hours.  The U.S. Coast Guard searched for him throughout Monday night, and they’re unsure that the search will continue any longer.  He was last seen wearing a pair of green shorts.  It’s uncertain whether he has gone missing deliberately, or the coast was too rough.  This is one hundred percent serious and I’m terrified.  If anybody in or near Palm Beach County has seen or heard from him, please please please contact his mother at (321) 750-3469.  This is so serious, and only serious calls are wanted.  Please help find my best friend.  I’m lost without him.

panicr:

faun-songs:

absoluteblue:

aquietrevolutionary:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!

Not to mention all the fics.

there goes my art career

You may take our freedom BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR PORN

fantasticdrowseinpepperland:

things-larry-cant:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

• Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

i hope im not only of the only people that clicked on the link ^ 

you weren’t

falloutfanbase:

It looks like Yahoo! has bought Tumblr… If anything happens… I just want you all to know… it’s been an honor blogging with all of you. I love you all and I hope nothing happens to our dear sweet Tumblr, I will be here blogging until Tumblr becomes lame.

Let us pray that the we do not get turned into Facebook or Twitter or Yahoo! Tumblr must stay Tumblr.

Mummified heart of a suspected vampire

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mtomoe:

eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else

oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE

(Source: fall-out-oh-boy)

ohyouphancy:

jojenobrien:

falling-for-pain:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

I don’t want this.

JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE

i just threw up in my mouth a little

bondoge:

askdepressedderpy:

askpsychoscoots:

WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???

NOOOO!!! D’:

i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!

WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

selfcenteredwh0re:

washawaymysins:

k-ngforaday:

marianasjalex:

cardiacduress:

I hate mosh pits. They always look kind alike riots to me.

if you think that’s a mosh pit your life is a lie

OmfG

there’s a place in hell for people like you

ITS NOT A MOSH PIT