You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.
phenomenal comment chain on a lyric video for nicki minaj’s verse from Monster
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
i hate this bitch lmao
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
what the fuck
This is what happens when you invite HP fans to your wedding and put a lawn rake on your registry.
Reminds me of A Very Potter Sequel where Harry and Ron unwrap Hermione’s present hoping it’s a puppy. :D
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like
Thank you to all authors who draw detailed maps of their fictional universes because I just really love maps and it just makes the story better
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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversationLanguage is beautiful